خرید بک لینک

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parsian

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var gameWidth = 360 var gameHeight = 320 var intervalOne,intervalTwo,timeoutOne,x var angle = 2 var tempX = 0 var tempY = 0 var block = 1 var square = 0 var squareTop = 0 var squareLeft = 0 var squareMotion = 1 var speed = 80 var getPad = 0 var nextScore = 0 var score = 0 var count = 0 var collisionOne = 0 var collisionTwo = 0 var collisionThree = 0 document.body.style.margin = "0px" document.body.style.padding = "0px" function setupGame() { document.getElementById("game").style.borderRight = "1px solid #aaa" document.getElementById("game").style.borderRight = "1px solid #aaa" document.getElementById("game").style.borderBottom = "1px solid #aaa" document.getElementById("game").style.width = gameWidth+"px" document.getElementById("game").style.height = gameHeight+"px" document.getElementById("square0").style.position = "absolute" document.getElementById("square0").style.width = "40px" document.getElementById("square0").style.height = "40px" document.getElementById("square0").style.backgroundColor = "#444" document.getElementById("square0").style.display = "none" document.getElementById("square1").style.position = "absolute" document.getElementById("square1").style.width = "40px" document.getElementById("square1").style.height = "40px" document.getElementById("square1").style.backgroundColor = "#444" document.getElementById("square1").style.display = "none" document.getElementById("pad").style.position = "absolute" document.getElementById("pad").style.width = "60px" document.getElementById("pad").style.height = "30px" document.getElementById("pad").style.paddingTop = "10px" document.getElementById("pad").style.textAlign = "center" document.getElementById("pad").style.font = "15px Verdana, sans-serif" document.getElementById("pad").style.backgroundColor = "#000" document.getElementById("pad").style.color = "#fff" document.getElementById("pad").ierHTML = "PLAY" document.getElementById("play").style.color = "#fff" document.getElementById("play").style.textDecoration = "none" padTop = Math.floor(gameHeight/2)-20 padLeft = Math.floor(gameWidth/2)-30 document.getElementById("pad").style.top = padTop+"px" document.getElementById("pad").style.left = padLeft+"px" document.getElementById("notepad").ierHTML = "BounceGame" document.getElementById("notepad").style.padding = "10px" document.getElementById("notepad").style.textAlign = "center" document.getElementById("notepad").style.font = "2.0em Georgia, serif" document.getElementById("notepad").style.fontWeight = "normal" document.getElementById("notepad").style.color = "#222" timeoutOne = setTimeout("intervalTwo = setInterval('demoGame()', speed)", 4000) } function demoGame() { angle = 2 clearTimeout(timeoutOne) document.getElementById("square0").style.display = "block" document.getElementById("square1").style.display = "block" if(square == 0) { x = document.getElementById("square0") square = 1 } else { x = document.getElementById("square1") square = 0 } bounceGame() } function newGame() { block = 0 angle = 2 tempX = 0 tempY = 0 square = 0 squareTop = 0 squareLeft = 0 squareMotion = 1 nextScore = 0 score = 0 count = 0 collisionOne = 0 collisionTwo = 0 collisionThree = 0 clearTimeout(timeoutOne) clearInterval(intervalOne) clearInterval(intervalTwo) document.getElementById("square0").style.left = "0px" document.getElementById("square0").style.top = "0px" document.getElementById("square0").style.display = "block" document.getElementById("square1").style.left = "0px" document.getElementById("square1").style.top = "0px" document.getElementById("square1").style.display = "block" document.getElementById("pad").style.top = (gameHeight-40)+"px" document.getElementById("pad").ierHTML = "" document.getElementById("notepad").ierHTML = "" intervalOne = setInterval("playGame()", speed) } function playGame() { if(block) { return } if(square == 0) { x = document.getElementById("square0") square = 1 } else { x = document.getElementById("square1") square = 0 } bounceGame() checkCollision() } function assignM(aM) { squareMotion = aM } function bounceGame() { if(squareMotion==1) { if(squareTop>=(gameHeight-40) && squareLeft>=(gameWidth-40)) { assignM(3) moveDR(-40) } if(squareTop>=(gameHeight-40)) { assignM(2) moveDL(-40) } else if(squareLeft>=(gameWidth-40)) { assignM(4) moveDL(40) } else { moveDR(40) } } else if(squareMotion==2) { if(squareTop<=0 && squareLeft>=(gameWidth-40)) { assignM(4) moveDL(40) } if(squareLeft>=(gameWidth-40)) { assignM(3) moveDR(-40) } else if(squareTop<=0) { assignM(1) moveDR(40) } else { moveDL(-40) } } else if(squareMotion==3) { if(squareTop<=0 && squareLeft<=0) { assignM(1) moveDR(40) } if(squareTop<=0) { assignM(4) moveDL(40) } else if(squareLeft<=0) { assignM(2) moveDL(-40) } else { moveDR(-40) } } else if(squareMotion==4) { if(squareTop>=(gameHeight-40) && squareLeft<=0) { assignM(2) moveDL(-40) } if(squareLeft<=0) { assignM(1) moveDR(40) } else if(squareTop>=(gameHeight-40)) { assignM(3) moveDR(-40) } else { moveDL(40) } } } function moveDR(amount) { save = amount amount = Math.floor(amount/angle) if(angle == 0) { amount = 0 } squareLeft += amount x.style.left = squareLeft+"px" squareTop += save x.style.top = squareTop+"px" } function moveDL(amount) { save = amount amount = Math.floor(amount/angle) if(angle == 0) { amount = 0 } squareLeft -= amount x.style.left = squareLeft+"px" squareTop += save x.style.top = squareTop+"px" } function assignAngle(aa) { if(aa==1) { angle = 0 nextScore = 1000 } if(aa==2) { angle = 2 nextScore = 100 } score += nextScore document.getElementById("pad").ierHTML = nextScore } function flashScore() { if(score > 0) { if(nextScore == "BounceGame") { nextScore = score } else { nextScore = "BounceGame" } document.getElementById("notepad").ierHTML = nextScore } else { document.getElementById("notepad").ierHTML = "BounceGame" } } function countUp() { if(count < (Math.floor(score/10)*8)) { count += Math.floor(score/10) } else if(count >= (Math.floor(score/10)*8) && count <= (Math.floor(score/10)*9)) { if((Math.floor(score/10)*9) > 200) { count += Math.floor(score/10) } else { count += 10 } } else { if(Math.floor(score/10) > 30) { count += 10 } else { count += 1 } } if(count > score) { count = score clearInterval(intervalOne) intervalOne = setInterval("flashScore()", 2000) } document.getElementById("notepad").ierHTML = count } function checkCollision() { var actualLeft = getPad-30 if(squareTop == 0) { document.getElementById("pad").ierHTML = "" } if((squareTop+40)==(gameHeight-40)) { difference = Math.floor(squareLeft-actualLeft) if(difference>=(-39)&&difference<4) { collisionOne++ collisionTwo = 0 collisionThree = 0 if(collisionOne > 3) { assignM(Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) + 2) } else { assignM(3) } assignAngle(2) } else if(difference>=5&&difference<15) { collisionOne = 0 collisionTwo++ collisionThree = 0 if(collisionTwo > 3) { assignM(Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) + 2) assignAngle(2) } else { assignM(3) assignAngle(1) } } else if(difference>=15&&difference<59) { collisionOne = 0 collisionTwo = 0 collisionThree++ if(collisionThree > 3) { assignM(Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) + 2) } else { assignM(2) } assignAngle(2) } } else if((squareTop+40)==gameHeight) { block = 1 clearInterval(intervalOne) setupGame() intervalOne = setInterval("countUp()", speed) } } function getMouseXY(e) { if(navigator.appName=="Netscape") { tempX = e.pageX tempY = e.pageY } else { tempX = event.clientX + document.body.scrollLeft tempY = event.clientY + document.body.scrollTop } if(tempX < 0) { tempX = 0 } getPad = tempX if(getPad <= 30) { getPad = 30 } if((getPad-30) > Math.floor(gameWidth-60)) { getPad = Math.floor(gameWidth-60)+30 } if(!block) { document.getElementById("pad").style.left = (getPad-30)+"px" } } document.onmousemove = getMouseXY setupGame() -->-->-->-->
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3p طنز (سری99)




دم فـــیس بـــوک گـــرم که دل هیچ کـــسی رو نمی شکـــنه ...

بـــه هـر کسـی اجازه میده از هر دانشگاهــی که آرزوشــه فارغ التحصــیل شه !
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فانتزی من اینه كه فردا كه از خواب بلند شدم ببینم 20 خرداده و امتحانا تموم شده
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به قول برو بچ فانتزی بر جوانان عیب نیست!!
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يـه بـار كـه بچـه بودم رفتـم خونـه خـالم،

از پنـجره شـون ديـدم خـانم معـلممون نشسـته داره نــــون ميـخوره!

ايـــنقدر تعجب كردم كـه معلـممون شـكم داره كـه كفشــامو از پـام درآوردم

بـدو بـدو رفتـم خونـه خودمـون تـا ايـن خبر مهم و حيــرت آورو بـه مـامـانـم گـزارش بـدم!!

ما كـجا؟

ايـن دهه هشتاديا كجا؟

كـه معلمشونو ميـذارن تـو جيـبشون!
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برچسب: نویسنده: ahmadreza norozi تاريخ: 18 / 3 / 1392 ساعت: 16:45

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